Celestial Event Fan T-Shirts

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Glimpses One Dollar

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"I'll have whatever they're having."

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"What luck!"

Designated smoking area of the gods

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

Solar eclipse 2024

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

Dead rock star plays loud music in heaven

Earth Going Viral

"Do you know why the universe works so well? God runs it like a business, that's why."

Heavenly Tennis.

'This solar eclipse will transform the sun into a ring of fire Jenkins...'

'Poor Dewey, All his life, he can't jump, Then he dies, goes straight to heaven, and now his wings are too small to dunk,'

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

"You've known this guy like 10 seconds. Why the fuck would you bring him to ZOOMsgiving?!"

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

'Peter, about your new desk . . .'

Angel forgets heaven's pin number.

The God's football

Sock Salesman Award

'Homer!'

'I forget is it a star or a planet that blinks...'

New Year's Eve at the Vatican

"With just a slight chance of meteor showers in the evening. . ."