Celestial Music Fan T-Shirts

"That's one thing you can't get up here, a good hot curry!"

Man uses his headphones to listen to captured harpist.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

"The bagels are better in New York."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

An amplified harp

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

A little night music...

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'They come down here to smoke.'

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Space Orchestra

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

Angel Basketball

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

Hand me the remote...

"Two bars—how about you?"

Bassoonist cherub.

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

'It's a conversation piece.'

"Sorry. I'm molting."