Celestial Being Fan T-Shirts

'...dunno what happened...on the way up here, I smacked into this turkey vulture and...'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'What's the wi-fi like?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"My job is not as easy as it looks: You have to learn about astronomy and celestial mechanics to be able to accurately predict sunrise and sunset..."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

"The Lord has heard your prayers and has sent me to say unto you, shut up about it already."

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

'They come down here to smoke.'

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

Marriage Counseling.

How moons are born...

Angel Basketball

When you celebrate life, so does heaven.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

I'm afraid of heights.

Hand me the remote...

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

"Two bars—how about you?"

"Okay, so you're an angel. Now what?"

"Sorry. I'm molting."

'It's a conversation piece.'