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'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"It could never work between us."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

Astronaut

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"I'll have whatever they're having."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

'Whoops!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

"I'm your sun!"