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"Well, I made it. A little singed and smelling of smoke, but still here."

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Go right on in, Helen. By the way, be sure to read tomorrow's newspaper - I understand your grandson has drawn a cartoon in your honor.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

You are everywhere.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

New Years Reolutions

'He seems nice.'

Marriage Counseling.

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

'I miss the evildoers.'

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'