Celestial Bodies Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

You are everywhere.

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Angel with speed camera.

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

"I'm your sun!"

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'He seems nice.'

Hubble Telescope

Marriage Counseling.

How moons are born...

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space

'They're evolving like mad -- You put in way too many cosmic rays!'

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Budget Astronomy

'There's the big tipper!'

"I was hoping to capture a great scene from our universe. But I don't know if I succeeded."

"Apparently, 60 is the new dead."