Celestial Being Admirer T-Shirts

"He's really good. He's a omnipotent beig that has existed before time and the universe, plus he used to play tennis."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Phoenix

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

We're With Stupid

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

Fishy tail.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

"I've got dominion, I've got dominion..."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

Better Gnomes.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

Elementary Genetics