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'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

'Is this a cirrocumulus or what?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Anything good on tonight?'

Your angel is always with you

Hubble Telescope

Friendly Green Space Alien

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"O+ Harvest of ;92."

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Vegetarian Heaven

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

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