Earthly Good Appreciator T-Shirts

"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cat with Crown.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

"I love this planet!"

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Friendly Green Space Alien

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

Look...a friendly face.

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

"Hi! - We hear that this is a 'nation of immigrants,' right?"