Earthly Good Appreciator T-Shirts

"No, you can't go back for your sports magazine's swimsuit issue."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"You've changed."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Those are the Divinity students.'

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Cat with Crown.

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

'You'll like this, sir. Instead of the usual boring bio, this year I've done your creation myth.'

Leonard Nimoy

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

Friendly Green Space Alien

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"I love this planet!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

Look...a friendly face.

Vegetarian Heaven

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"New York is a place of free spirits."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'