Divine Appreciator T-Shirts

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Heaven

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"It was a gift from god."

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Corporate Entertainment Area

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

Vegetarian Heaven

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

Cloud 10.