Divine Appreciator Gifts

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Heaven

''Adam and Eve'? -- then You're going ahead with the dualism idea?'

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

"It was a gift from god."

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

Ten Commandments T-Shirt

His first book was huge, but publishing is such a what-have-you-done-for-me-lately business.

'Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.'

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

Corporate Entertainment Area

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

'The diagnostic computer thinks it's a punishment from God.'

"Oh God, beards are so passe."

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Vegetarian Heaven

'Let's have some fun -- let's make them responsible for their own actions.'