Divine Gift Appreciator Gifts

You mean manna is a freebie?

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Rent a Room With Hot Water

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"Tell your assistant it's perfect."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

At home with the leeches: 'No, you can't have a Quorn tartlet - just drink your blood and be quiet!'

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

'Look what my son gave me!'

I suppose this probably counts as an adverse event.

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"One large with cheese, pepperoni and grass clippings."

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'

Vegetarian Heaven

"I sense a change in the weather! So I bought you this..."

Corporate Entertainment Area

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

Cover Design to 'The Houses of Sin' by Vincent O'Sullivan

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

"What did your tia Carmen get you for Christmas?"

Jesus Suddenly Realizes It's Almost Father's Day

"I'm the spirit of Christmas Present."

"An old man uses a stick grabber to pick up a cigarette."

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"