Mythical Appreciator Gifts

'No, sorry. You've reached Dragons. Payroll is on extension 4702. Shall I put you through?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Don't worry it's organic...'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Cow Kong

"My God! There goes middle management."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

At the end of the rainbow

Cornucopia

Freia and her golden apples

China Launches Lunar Rover

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

"Something nocturnal."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

The "FALL" of Man

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

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"... And the cold foam cascara nitro goes to Lazarus!"

Leo Tolstoy

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"He's an asylum seeker."

Phoenix

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

"I'm afraid he's involved right now. If you could give me an outline of what ground you're covering I might be able to pencil you in."