Mythical Admirer Gifts

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

'I hope you have good health care coverage.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Phoenix

Unicorn Working From Home

"My God! There goes middle management."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Medieval Office Supplies

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Fishy tail.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Amateur Palmist

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Magician Playing Golf.