Mythical Admirer Mugs

"Go ahead and touch my light. It's made of boyfriend material."

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

'I hope you have good health care coverage.'

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Unicorn Working From Home

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Phoenix

Jason and the Aga notes,

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Medieval Office Supplies

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Fishy tail.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Naming that Impala

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Amateur Palmist

Magician Playing Golf.