Mythical Magic Admirer Mugs

"Okay, but you've only got one wish left. Are you sure you want another pork chop?"

"I want to be irresistible to women."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

Birds Following Witch.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Unicorn Working From Home

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"

Phoenix

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"My God! There goes middle management."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Ta Da!...

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"So, how's your other half?"

Naming that Impala

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"I'm your Furry Godmother."