Mythical Magic Admirer Gifts

"Okay, but you've only got one wish left. Are you sure you want another pork chop?"

"I want to be irresistible to women."

The tooth fairy.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Birds Following Witch.

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

Phoenix

"Devi's brew?"

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Define fair."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

"My God! There goes middle management."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Ta Da!...

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Fairy Library - Hop o' my Thumb Title Page

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"So, how's your other half?"

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"