Unexpected Magic Admirer Gifts

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

The tooth fairy.

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Late BroomStick

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"What the hell took so long?"

Broomstick crash.

"I can't believe he brought her."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Birds Following Witch.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Rocket and Witch Race

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Magic Tricks

I tried working with Houdini, but he wanted me to escape from a straight-jacket before jumping out of the hat...

"It'll take three wishes to get less cream cheese on your bagels in New York."

"Devi's brew?"