Unexpected Talent Admirer Gifts

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

"I didn’t know you could play."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Giraffe Portrait

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Peter Gabriel

Mozart

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

'Sit!'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

Mike Rutherford

"Quick, get the fire eater!"

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

Simon Cowell

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

"Excuse me, sir. Our phones are down, so I'm here with your wake-up call."

He's got a lousy voice!

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

Fakir Repairs

International Compliments.

Snake Charmer

"Impressive, but wheelies will only get you so far in this company, Hodgson."

"Thlippry thnakes. . ."

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

'In the talent category, Miss District of Columbia will shred paper.'

"I didn't know you had nipple rings, Kevin."