Unexpected Talents Admirer Gifts

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You weren't expecting a walrus, right?"

Giraffe Portrait

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"And do you have any OTHER skills you can bring to the post apart from being able to burp the Beatles greatest hits?"

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"Schedule the 'voyeur' and the 'exhibitionist' for the same time. I want them to meet."

Will You Marry Me Marcy 'Tough break, Marcy.'

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."

'Sit!'

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"I didn’t know you could play."

Artist throws paint at a canvas and is amazed to find that the result is the "Whistler's Mother" painting.

"And I was all like - severed head in a sack? What severed head in a sack?"

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

"What other qualifications do you have besides mastering the art of playing 'We Have No Bananas' with your armpit?"

"I can't believe how COMPETITIVE the job market has gotten. The company I interviewed at today already has 16 employees who can burp the ABCs!"

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"What are you doing?!"

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

An unexpected development during round three of the annual nuclear physics play-off.

"It says here there's a pug in Peoria that can play the harmonica."

"He's one in a million."

He's got a lousy voice!

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

Burglar opens safe of the ACME MAGIC SHOP, finds it empty, slams door, opens it again and finds the safe full of money.

Today will start off with an interesting twist.