Unexpected Talent Scout Gifts

Giraffe Portrait

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"That's my novel."

"The guy's a natural!"

Brownie Points

Sign Him.

No Talent Agency

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

"We started with fetch and heel, but we've moved on to impasto and chiaroscuro."

Jealousy

"She doesn’t fetch or roll over or anything really, but she’s a terrific whistler."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"No window, but on the plus side there's a gateway to another dimension behind the Lloveras print."

The ocean is no place for a star.

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'All I've ever wanted to do is dance!'

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

Man reading letter, 'You may already be a winner' about to step on rake.