Tv Talent Scout Gifts

Strictly Come Dancing Journey

Simon Cowell

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

The Drummer

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

"The guy's a natural!"

"Lenders are a lot more cautious about 'interest free' mortgages these days. "

Trump commissions song

No Talent Agency

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

'He can't speak to the dead, but he can speak to the dead.'

The Ox Factor

Jealousy

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

'Thank you! This next song I wrote to prove that we accountants DO know how to be 'cool'.'

Simon Cowell

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"She's good because she is our bookkeeper."

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

'Usual Saturday night crap.'