Talent Spotter Gifts

"That mover you headhunted for me turned out to be a shaker."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Quick! Get me an agent."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Giraffe Portrait

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sign Him.

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

No Talent Agency

"The guy's a natural!"

"That's my novel."

Kathryn Morris

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

"He loves to give autographs!"

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

Jealousy

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."