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"That mover you headhunted for me turned out to be a shaker."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Quick! Get me an agent."

"Give it up for Stevie and his musical underarms! Next up, in the house...Crazy Katrina and her jump rope of death! It's something you'll see only on...the Security Camera Network!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Giraffe Portrait

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"The guy's a natural!"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

Sign Him.

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

Maps of the Human Genome

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Are you expecting someone, Caroline?"

Maps to celebrities courtside seats

"Are you anybody?"