Talent Scouts T-Shirts

"This is Mr Smith, he's our new recruitment expert."

Jealousy

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Brownie Points

"The guy's a natural!"

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

No Talent Agency

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

"I only accept students with natural talent. Your kid's talent is unnatural."

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'How do you expect me to fine tune my act if you keep taking me to the principal's office?

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"