Talent Scout In The Making T-Shirts

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Giraffe Portrait

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

'Billy! Set your homework aside and get down here. There's another basketball recruiter here to see you.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Whatever works for you.

No Talent Agency

Sign Him.

Brownie Points

"That's my novel."

"The guy's a natural!"

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'

Jealousy

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"She's not all over you, but she gets the job done."

' I don't understand! He's never done that before!!'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Theatrical Agent - "And does she say anything else apart from Moo?"

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"If he has any talent whatsoever, I'll be rich!"

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Well we are looking for people with a wide range of skills."

Jonny B Goode fails his first audition "You know, you play that guitar just like you're ringing a bell! Trouble is we need someone who plays like they're playing a guitar!"

"You look good, Douglas, but I'm afraid we're not looking for an 'It Boy' right now."

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"