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Brownie Points

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Looks like you get can't wait to get back to camp!"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Exam

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I started a collection!"

Giraffe Portrait

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

Whatever works for you.

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Sign Him.

"That's my novel."

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."