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'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Playboy Scouts of America: 'This is for dating three girls at once'.

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"Now you're prepared."

"Relax...junior was just working on his knot tying merit badge!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Duck Hunt

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Tallyho!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

Michael Caine