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Whatever works for you.

'No, you don't get a knot proficiency badge for that!!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

'Make sure you remove all the cookies when you're done.'

"Now you're prepared."

"Relax...junior was just working on his knot tying merit badge!"

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Support Group for a Good Problem

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Duck Hunt

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Tallyho!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."