Sports Aficionado T-Shirts

"The client looks bored, Leventhal - take off your shirt and run around the infield."

'It's a slightly more advanced version of fetch.'

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

Pirate Athletics.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Evolution.

Rugby players catching trophy

'This is the most realistic sports game ever! It has all the players and coaches and even a bail bondsman to get them out of jail.'

"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

"Oh, Julius, look! It's the first robin!"

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

'He's the only one who passed testing.'

'You want a June wedding? -- Right in the middle of baseball season?'

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

England Cricket Team - Short Stay Car Park.

Kangaroo Caddy.

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'Never mind that...I want you back in the office in five.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Jungle Olympics

'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

'He looks like a sore loser!'

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'I admire the inquiring mind and the pragmatic mind, but I also admire someone who can hit.'

Congratulations on your retirement

'Harry's in his cultural center.'

"Ted's flamboyantly straight."

"Going cold turkey might be too much for him . . . Let him watch reruns of the 1977 centenary test in Melbourne until the lockdown is over!"

"When I first heard about the move from CBS to Fox, I was sad, because I figured that was it—it would never be the same. But then I had a revelation—an epiphany, if you will—and I realized that, hey, it will be the same. It will always be the same."

The Death Penalty Box

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Rarely, if ever, has any contender in the Masters shown such cool confidence, such assurance, such . . ."

"Ya know, with football, hockey and basketball seasons over, maybe it’s time to set the date."