Sport Aficionados T-Shirts

Thank you for not ruining the integrity of the game.

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Gary turns 40.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Saving a Heart

Ratminton

A day at the transgenic races

"How should we divide the teams?"