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Stunning politeness.

'You say you broke 100 in golf? I did it at the store.'

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Raheem Sterling

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Ratminton

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

Saving a Heart