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A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"There's your problem."

"Mind if I put on the game?"

'Even if everyone does say you're blind, sir, I still have to examine you myself.'

"Oh, hell."

"Mind if I put the game on?"

'Want to serve first?'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

U.S. vs United Kingdom Football Match

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Move! You're blocking the TV.'

'It's for passing my drug test.'

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

'No, this won't help your back, but I'm getting great reception for the big game!'

'When you said you were taking up sport in the New Year I assumed you'd be doing it....not watching it!'

Contest of wills.

'Don't be intimidated by his fifty million dollar salary...Just think of his as a guy with a tax problem.'

Football crazy

"Excuse me ref, a few of the lads on the losing team would like a word if they may..."

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'I'm just working out the best time to take paternity leave.'

"Care for some sports wine?"

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

"Then don't do that."

'Hurry!!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'

'It's agreed - we'll hire cheerleaders.'

'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'

'I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time.'