Sports Enthusiast Gifts

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"There's your problem."

"Mind if I put on the game?"

"Oh, hell."

'Even if everyone does say you're blind, sir, I still have to examine you myself.'

"Mind if I put the game on?"

'Want to serve first?'

"As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat."

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'Feelings of inadequacy, directionless. It's a classic case. You need goals!'

U.S. vs United Kingdom Football Match

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'Move! You're blocking the TV.'

"I can no longer tell the difference between what's real football and what's fantasy football."

'It's for passing my drug test.'

'When you said you were taking up sport in the New Year I assumed you'd be doing it....not watching it!'

Contest of wills.

'Don't be intimidated by his fifty million dollar salary...Just think of his as a guy with a tax problem.'

"Care for some sports wine?"

"Excuse me ref, a few of the lads on the losing team would like a word if they may..."

'I'm just working out the best time to take paternity leave.'

Football crazy

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Then don't do that."

'It's a note from your players, coach. It says they are very - no, 'extremely' sorry for losing the game, and can they please come out now.'

'Ok then, what's the second most important thing on campus.'

'No, Joyce, it's not over yet. ... And for the last time, I have no idea who's going to win - it's a seesaw battle.'

'Hurry!!'

'Come on! Come on! Step in it!!'

'...And it's as simple as that!'

"No, just hear him out. Maybe we are being too defensive."

'You need a bigger pole.'

'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'