Sports Lover Gifts

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

Mixed Doubles.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

'What a RIP-off!'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

Anyone for tennis?

'Does the electoral college have a football team?'

'When do I learn to slamdunk?'

'I now pronunce you husband and wife.'

Games fish shouldn't play...

After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.

The Rugby Throw Up.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

Security guard disperses football team.

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'It's only until the end of the season, Mom. I'll visit -- I promise!'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"My mom makes me wear it."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'As avid soccer player, Roy head-bumps his playing partner's ball in for a birdie.'