Sports Lover Pillows

Rugby...simply a great way to meet people.

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

Mixed Doubles.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

Chicken and Egg playing baseball.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'

'I couldn't break 100, so I bought new clubs and took lessons and now I can't break 120!'

Bride throws bouquet, woman dressed in American footballer's outfit catches it.

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

Animal Olympics: 'What do you say next year we have some non-cheetah races?'

'I now pronunce you husband and wife.'

'When do I learn to slamdunk?'

After biologists draw blood samples and record vital statistics, the rugby player is tagged and released.

Games fish shouldn't play...

Anyone for tennis?

'Does the electoral college have a football team?'

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Don't wake him, he's listening to the cricket."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

Caddie Brings Sandwich.

The Rugby Throw Up.

Security guard disperses football team.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"My mom makes me wear it."

'Psssst! Ump! Wrong way!'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'When I play poorly you tell me it's only a game.'

"His serve is excellent, his forehand is strong, his backhand and net game are coming along well, but he needs a louder grunt."

'What're you gonna do, skip? Hit out or play a new ball?'

The Off-Season