Sport Enthusiast Pillows

"So, what can I do for you?"

'Nah, I think your one should be called hand egg.'

Damp cricket crease

USA

Olympic torch reaches Britain.

'Forget lunch, lads. . . It be the Brazilian women's beach volleyball team!'

'Fishing, Al?! You cancelled our hunting trip to go fishing!! God, it's like I don't even know you anymore!'

'Oh, I like sport in general, I just have an ingrained dislike of water sports...'

"I hope he doesn't lose, I have to wash his underpants!"

'Keep an eye on it, it's our last ball.'

'PC Perkins used to be a professional footballer.'

Theater or football.

'Are they for a party or a rugby match?'

"Could you clean the white ball, and pop the kettle on."

Soccer and pandemic

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Whistle

'Meet my 'Soccer Mom' and 'Basketball Dad'.'

A Pharmacy on Wheels.

"It could be a tough one today lad, you're playing the number two seed."

'What do you mean the ref was fair. He lined up in their wall at free kicks.'

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

'In my professional opinion you really should give up fencing!'

Runner on a track is caught by someone opening a door

A long jumper reaching 18.

Women's Rights and World Cup

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Portrait of a Lady"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'