Sport Lover Pillows

'Our athletic trainer is working through some 'issues' ...'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

The Salmon Run

'Let him stay, coach. He couldn't find his team's locker room.'

Antoine Dupont

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

If nobody had invented graphics

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

Gary turns 40.

Ratminton

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'