Team Sports Lover Pillows

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat

Tom Croft.

'Yours Partner!'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Hockey Season.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The Other Cooperstown

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Playing pig

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

I love Basketball.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.