Team Sports Lover Pillows

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

Centipede Used As Rowing Boat

Tom Croft.

'Yours Partner!'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The Salmon Run

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

The Other Cooperstown

Hockey Season.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.