Sports Team Spirit Lover Pillows

A schoolboy cricket team group photo.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Salmon Run

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

'Best save I've ever seen.'

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Playing pig

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Egyptian Football

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"