Team Spirit Lover Pillows

'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'

Rugby Mad.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Passionate about Football.

"He sits on the bench in his job too. He's a judge."

Football

"Are you black or white?"

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

Goal

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Fans/Team-Mates.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Wheelchair Basketball

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.