Team Spirit Devotee Pillows

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

'You don't like football? What a weirdo!!!'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

The trauma of losing.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"