Team Spirit Supporter Pillows

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Anderson?... Put on your game face!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I, I, don't think I'm going to make it, pal! Just go on without me!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Fighting Sioux

The Shop-a-thon.

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Football Drinks

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'