Team Spirit Supporter Pillows

Alex Stewart

'Hey, hey, hey! What are you forgetting, Anderson?... Put on your game face!'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I, I, don't think I'm going to make it, pal! Just go on without me!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I think the other wives should take turns in doing this!'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Fighting Sioux

The Shop-a-thon.

The home crowd liked to honor the team whenever they scored a point.

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Football Drinks

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Support Group for a Good Problem

Go team!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

The trauma of losing.

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Teamwork