Team Spirit Booster Pillows

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'I love the sense of teamwork.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Welcome to our team.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Every roster seems to have one - a journeyman with average skills who just bounces from team to team.'

The trauma of losing.

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Inflatable Footballers

'Coach wants us to run a 'Strong-thong-split-bun-wide-out' on three...'

Lion v Kiwi.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Nebraska Fans

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

American Football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Official Team Cap With Beard

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Wife, three kids and Sheffield Wednesday to Support.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Heads up!!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Corporate thinking.

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Women Supporting Women!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

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