Team Spirit Booster Mugs

'Pass. Set. Facial...Good!...Pass. Set. Facial...awesome! Pass. Set. Facial...Perfect!...'

'I love the sense of teamwork.'

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Welcome to our team.

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

'Keep looking. A 15-foot team mascot doesn't just slither away and vanish.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Every roster seems to have one - a journeyman with average skills who just bounces from team to team.'

The trauma of losing.

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

'Why can't we have a simple warning track like every other team?!'

Inflatable Footballers

'Coach wants us to run a 'Strong-thong-split-bun-wide-out' on three...'

Lion v Kiwi.

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Nebraska Fans

"Come on, scurvy dogs! Let's win this one! Readyyyyy, Aaand..."

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

American Football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Official Team Cap With Beard

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

Wife, three kids and Sheffield Wednesday to Support.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Heads up!!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Corporate thinking.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

I'm putting together a group to go to a minor league baseball game this week. So? I'd like a big group. More people means more yelling at the opposing team. And? Don't make me ask directly. Ask or I won't go. Go with us. In the form of a question, supplicant!

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'