Team Spirit Pillows

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

Say it loud! We suck and we're proud!

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

Town follows the snow plough.

A typical Newcastle fan.

"Well, no, we don't have a mascot, but we're the Lions."

Reality Football

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'At least Rangers are good losers.' - 'Good, they're perfect.'

'Them? They're Detroit Lions fans.'

'You don't like it? But 'Cheezy' is the perfect nickname for you!'

'It gets to the point where fans don't respond the way they used to. You need an edge, something more...' Cougar Charlie goes public about his long-standing battle with drugs.

"No, your dad isn't crying because he's sad. He's crying because he's happy that high school football has started."

Sawmill workers league

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Teamwork

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."