Team Spirit Lover Gifts

'OK. Wachtel. Go ahead. But remember: In a real scrum, there are no potty breaks.'

Rugby Mad.

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Passionate about Football.

'I think he just heard Harbaugh vs. Harbaugh one too many times.'

"He sits on the bench in his job too. He's a judge."

Football

"Are you black or white?"

'Hey, hey, hey! Shake hands before the coin toss! No hugging!!'

New Zealand Beat Australia In the Bedisloe Cup 2009.

Goal

"Remember, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how well you stay hydrated"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

England Captain Phil Vickery.

Baseball player wearing a face mask.

Fans/Team-Mates.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

Wheelchair Basketball

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

Pele.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."