Team Sport Lover Gifts

"Miss Chapman, can you please call the pitchers and catchers and have them report to spring training?"

Things to do today .. Stroke! Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Playing pig

I like the Jets...I guess

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

Hockey Season.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Anderson! On this team we slap hands or slap fannies after someone scores a run. We do not slap faces.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

I love Basketball.

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."