Team Sports Lovers Gifts

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

I like the Jets...I guess

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Mixed Doubles.

The Salmon Run

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

The Other Cooperstown

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Hockey Season.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

Egyptian Football

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Playing pig

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'At last they're waving us through - Away you go George.'

I love Basketball.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

'The English player has hit the net more times than the entire England team in the football World Cup!'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."