Team Sport Enthusiasts Gifts

'When do they swop shirts...'

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Monica Seles

"How should we divide the teams?"

A day at the transgenic races

Saving a Heart

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Raheem Sterling

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."