Team Sport Fans Gifts

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"How should we divide the teams?"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Raheem Sterling

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines